dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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beyoncempire:

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

aftershota:

ebonyplume:

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eLSR DO yOUWANNA BUILD A FUCKIG SNOW MAN/??

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hELLS YEHGH I WANNNA BUILDH A FUCKGGN SNOWAMN

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aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bigbigbigday006:

Appropriate response to everything Peeta Mellark does in the entire series.

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

velvet-m0rning:

mozellmemorieszv:

Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.

i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating 

story of my fucking life
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
sexpectinq:

new school year
new alcohol 

sexpectinq:

new school year

new alcohol 

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.